262. Susan Boyle Returns To The Village

Susan Boyle returns to her home village, where the dream began. In doing so, she reveals that she is indeed the notorious "cat lady" from the The Simpson's and has returned to her first love, karaoke at Moe's Tavern.

261. Oedipus And The Tiger

260. Olympic Women's Curling and Men's Hockey Mash-Up

Women's curling meets men's hockey in strange winter Olympics mash-up.

259. Shaun White Olympic Snowboarding

In a feat of Olympic proportions, snowboarder Shaun White decisively wins gold while reclaiming the US Flag from the moon during his Olympic introduction of the Double McTwist 1260.

258. The Pontiff Speaks: Vegetarian Lent

257. Silent Bob Thinks Out Loud

After being kicked off of a Southwest Airplane for being too fat, Kevin Smith and his alter ego Silent Bob make their way home by motorcycle while resembling the world's heaviest twins, Billy and Benny McCrary.

256. Olympic Luge & Shoot Event

Despite the 2010 Winter Olympics death of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili, the International Olympic Committee considers increasing the sports difficulty by combining it with a shooting event.

255. Tai Shan Returns to China

Giant Panda Tai Shan returned to China after four years in the United States at National Zoo. Tai Shan was immediately assigned to a national sweatshop making giant China flags while he undergoes indoctrination and language immersion.

254. John Mayer's Racist Member

John Mayer discloses in playboy interview that he has not dated black women because, as he intellectually puts it, "My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick." (see united colors of burka cARToon # 134)

253. The BliZZZard, 2010

The Washington DC BliZZZard of 2010, featuring a guest appearance by Conan O'Brien's masturbating bear. (not to be confused with The BliZZard of 2009/cARToon #223/12-20-09, also featuring the abominable snowman)

252. New Orleans 'Saint' Drew Brees

 New Orleans Saints quarterback, "Saint" Drew Brees contemplates the possibility of "going to Mardi Gras" while winning and being named MVP of Super Bowl XLIV.

251. Sarah Palin Tea Party Convention Speech

Sarah Palin addresses the 2010  "tea party" convention,  a natural constituency should she run for president and commander-in-chief of the universal theocratic right wing radical movement to make God king and Sarah Palin his voicebox.

250. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell Conundrum

Admiral Michael Mullen, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff, testified on 2 Feb 2010 that the time has come for the military to repeal its "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (DADT) policy. In doing so, the military strangely resurfaces as society's Petri dish for dispelling prejudice, advancing civil rights and exposing hypocrisies and conundrums in U.S. policy and law.