299. National Fist Bump Month

Did you know that May is National Masturbation (and I suggest Fist Bump) Month? The celebration of May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.” (read more: http://alturl.com/3tsm)

253. The BliZZZard, 2010

The Washington DC BliZZZard of 2010, featuring a guest appearance by Conan O'Brien's masturbating bear. (not to be confused with The BliZZard of 2009/cARToon #223/12-20-09, also featuring the abominable snowman)

246. Brothel Hires First Male "Entertainer"

 In a strange twist of fate, Conan O’Brien fulfills his last on air sarcastic declaration that he “will do nudity” when Nevada coincidentally legalizes male prostitution and a brothel hires him as the first male "entertainer" in US history. His seductive pose on the bear skin rug is reminiscent of Burt Reynolds’ nude 1972 Cosmopolitan magazine spread.